Just for a laugh

After I had gotten home from my long walk with my dogs, I had gotten on to check my e-mails. Someone sent me this and it put a smile on my face. I decided to share the smile and put it in my journal. I hope everyone has a safe weekend.

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Birth order of children

First baby:You begin to wear maturnity clothes as soon as your Ob/GYN confirms your pregnancy

second Baby:You wear your regular clothes as long as possible

third baby:Your maternity clothes are your regular clothes

Preparing for Birth

First baby: You practice your breathing religiously

second baby:You don't bother because after the first baby, you found out that breathing doesnt do a thing.

third baby: You ask for an epidural that eighth month of your pregnancy

The Layette

First baby: You prewash your newborn's clothes, color cordinate them and fold them perfectly in the baby's bureau

Second baby: You check to make sure the baby's clothes are clean and discard the ones with the dark stains

third baby:Boy's can wear pink can't they

Worries

first baby: The first sign of distress ven a whimper you pick the baby up

second baby: You pick him/her up when the wails threaten to wake up your frist born

third baby: You teach your three year old how to wind the mechanical swing

Pacifier

first baby: If the pacifier falls out of the baby's mouth you put it away until you can get home and wash and boil it

second baby: When the pacifier falls out you squirt it with some juice until you can get home

third baby: You wipe it off on y our shirt and pop it back in

Diapering

first baby: You change your baby's diapee every hour whether it needs it or not

second baby: You changet he baby's diaper every two to three hours when needed.

Third baby: You try to change the baby's diapers before someone starts to complain about the smell or the diaper is hanging down below his/her knees

Activities

first baby: you take your baby to the baby gym. baby swing, baby gymnastics

second baby:you take your infant to baby gymnastics

Third baby: You take your infant to the grocery store and the cleaners

Going out

First baby: The first time you leave your baby at a sitter's you call every five minutes

second baby: Just before you walk out the door you remember to leave the number of where you can be reached

third baby: You leave instructions for the baby to only call if she sees blood

At home

first baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby

second baby: You spend a good part of the day watching to make sure the older sibling is not sqeezing, hitting or choking the other baby

third baby:You spend a litte bit of every day hiding from the children

swallowing coins

first baby: When your first child swalows a coin you take your child to the hospital emergency room demanding x rays

second baby: when your second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch until he passes the coin

third baby: When a third child swallow a coin ,you deduct it from thier allowance